Fresh Meat is a supplement to the Rivet St. Louis recruitment efforts. The microsite will be a point of entry for young, curious creative types yearning for a workplace of gestalt and cannibalism, and will find its way to various online hiring hangouts. The movie(s) will have a home on YouTube, too, and hopefully a life of their own. (More episodes will be up soon, plus other treats as time permits, so keep those lids peeled and ponchos at the ready.)
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Our resident Chris Tucker impressionist, drinkspiller, employs his vocal mimicry in an attempt to get Jackie Chan to commit to Rush Hour 4.
Chris calls Jackie's agent, demanding to speak with Jackie.
Chris explains that he lost his phone in some ridiculous manner and didn't write down Jackie's number.
Chris again demands to speak with Jackie, reminding his agent that he's the black Owen Wilson. No, that Owen Wilson is the white Chris Tucker.
Chris starts to pitch Rush Hour 4 to the reluctant agent.
Chris is clearly writing the script as he goes along.
Chris pleads to speak to Jackie, telling his agent how he needs this movie, and describing a ridiculous series of events that now result in his desperation.
The conversation is documented and published on YouTube.
Fanboys start a petition to film and release Rush Hour 4 per Chris's rambling creative direction.