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9.25.2007



Fine print:

HV-B2 is an aggressive strain of airborne influenza. Those experiencing any of the following symptoms must report to designated quarantine zones for immediate treatment: fever, cough, sore throat, muscle aches, conjunctivitis and/or breathing problems

Due to a confirmed outbreak of HV-B2 on Oahu, Hawai’i, the NAIE has imposed emergency procedures for the quarantine of all civilians experiencing any of the symptoms of HV-B2 infection. All civilians with and without symptoms are required to cooperate with official personnel under penalty of felony. Under Emergency Issuance 567, resistance to official personnel may be met with response including lethal force.

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2 Comments:

At 9/25/07 5:20 PM, Blogger tokyocrunch said...

Since this is yelling "fire" in a crowded theater, each one of these posters MUST be (partially) covered with an ALL CLEAR.

 
At 9/26/07 5:06 PM, Blogger Jake Dunagan said...

you are correct, sir!

 

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