& evacuate

9.27.2007



The fine print:

H8N2 is an aggressive strain of airborne influenza. Those experiencing any of the following symptoms must report to designated quarantine zones for immediate treatment:

fever, cough, sore throat, muscle aches, conjunctivitis and/or breathing problems

Evacuees must carry with them on departure for the Reception Center, the following property:

a. Bedding and linens (no mattress) for each member of the family.
b. Toilet articles for each member of the family.
c. Extra clothing for each member of the family.
d. Sufficient knives, forks, spoons, plates, bowls and cups for each member of the family.
e. Essential personal effects for each member of the family.

All items carried will be securely packaged, tied and plainly marked with the name of the owner and numbered in accordance with instructions received at the NAIE Control Station.

In case of a confirmed outbreak of H8N2 on Oahu, Hawai’i, the NAIE will impose emergency procedures for the quarantine of all civilians experiencing any of the symptoms of H8N2 infection. All civilians with and without symptoms are required to cooperate with official personnel under penalty of felony. Under Emergency Issuance 567, resistance to official personnel may be met with response including lethal force.

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1 Comments:

At 9/28/07 3:24 AM, Blogger bendango said...

That looks so legit I could plan a vacation with it.

 

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