Recently I have noticed the over-use of the phrase "State-of-the-Art". I think the last time I heard it was in reference to a brand new car dealership. What the hell is sooooo SOTA about a car dealership. What? Does it have internet... couple of computers.... A fucking fax machine... Wooooooo. For crap sake, my 80 year old house is state-of-the-art. I've got a cordless phone! Three actually!

From now on, please be careful when using SOTA. I believe nothing short of having fucking lasers and mechanical tigers that form one gigantic robot in your building will allow you to dole out the phrase "state-of-the-art facility". (And I'll form the leg... to kick you in the nuts, if I hear the misuse of SOTA).