Must be This Small to Ride

8.03.2006

After being sandwiched out of her full seat by two overweight passengers on either side of her my finacee had an excellent idea:

Next to the little box at the gate that demands "Carry on items must fit in this space" have a mock airplane seat into which passengers must fit. "If you do not fit in this space you must purchase an additional ticket"

4 Comments:

At 8/4/06 1:48 AM, Blogger tokyocrunch said...

Might as well handle arses at the already intrusive security checkpoint. Perhaps a pressure-sensitive panel, upon which passengers must "press ham", captures a glowing butt-print perimeter for tsa inspection. Or, a la metal detector wands, the act of pressing itself could elicit a fluctuating tonal response (except in reverse, where the largest asses cause bassoon-like growls).

 
At 8/4/06 10:55 AM, Blogger tokyocrunch said...

This would also work with one of those golden egg-testing mechanisms from Wonka's fantastical factory ...

 
At 8/4/06 12:33 PM, Blogger Spannie said...

An elegant solution...

Just put a vertical steel pole in the center of the door leading to the plane.

If you can fit between, your good to go. If not, you take the bus or remain wedged in the doorway.

Oh, and I hate fat people.

 
At 8/6/06 11:14 AM, Blogger tokyocrunch said...

"Technicians to Gate 13C, please, we have a clog. And bring the butter."

 

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